Vandals mow penis into ‘perfect lawn’ before exclusive street’s Coronation party
Vandals have mowed a giant penis into the “perfect lawn” of one of the UK’s most exclusive streets.
The todger has been cut into the green area just 48 hours before a Coronation party was set to be hosted there.
Residents of the posh Royal Crescent in Bath have been left speechless by the large phallic symbol carved outside their homes today (Thursday, May 4).
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It’s believed the pranksters worked on the large willy overnight, but no-one from the Somerset spa town knows why they did it, or who is responsible.
A large Coronation street party was set to be held on the grounds of The Royal Crescent on Saturday – less than 48 hours away.
The street has been known globally for a "perfect lawn" surrounded by a crescent of posh homes from the 18th century.
On Saturday the Royal Crescent is hosting a Georgian-themed “Grand Coronation Party”.
Its flyer says: "Celebrate the 300th anniversary of the Georgian era.
"Decorate your own regal crown, watch demonstrations on royal fashion and visit the Georgian Cook cooking up delicious recipes in the kitchen."
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It has been estimated that a whopping £300m will be splashed on Royal Coronation mementoes including cups, tea towels, spoons and other more.
One of the most hilarious and bizarre coronation products on the market comes from Riot Labs who have launched a 10-piece Coronation collection of vapes, modelled on King Charles’ famous fingers – or “sausages” – including his sovereign-clad pink ring finger.
The vape flavours are even Royal themed, with Victoria Sponge, Scotch Egg, Breakfast Tea, Coronation Chicken, and Champagne included in the collectable set.
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