{"id":214322,"date":"2023-09-12T17:11:07","date_gmt":"2023-09-12T17:11:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bestwnews.com\/?p=214322"},"modified":"2023-09-12T17:11:07","modified_gmt":"2023-09-12T17:11:07","slug":"ive-made-5million-in-career-earnings-in-golf-but-i-can-never-take-my-wife-back-to-one-course-after-vile-accident-the-sun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bestwnews.com\/sport\/ive-made-5million-in-career-earnings-in-golf-but-i-can-never-take-my-wife-back-to-one-course-after-vile-accident-the-sun\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#x27;ve made \u00a35million in career earnings in golf but I can never take my wife back to one course after &#x27;vile&#x27; accident | The Sun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>ROBERT DAMRON has vowed to never take his wife back to one golf course after a \u201cvile\u201d incident. <\/p>\n<p>The former PGA Tour player was taking part in the Ascension Charity Classic last week at Norwood County Club in St Louis and found himself in an unusual situation. <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/ive-made-5million-career-earnings-844441522.jpg\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/robert-damron-united-states-chips-843507800.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Whilst Damron was out playing on the course his wife accidentally dropped their car keys down a porta-loo on the eighth hole. <\/p>\n<p>And it wasn\u2019t until he had finished his round and was ready to leave that she let him know what had happened. <\/p>\n<p>Speaking to the PGA Champions Tour, he said: \u201cCrappy is a very good way to describe how I played. It wasn\u2019t good. I struggled off the tee all day long and somehow only shot a couple over. <\/p>\n<p>\u201cI don\u2019t even know how, but a lot of luck. And then, just to make the day so much better and brighter, my wife sheepishly looks at me in the parking lot later and goes, \u2018I don\u2019t have the keys. I dropped them in a porta-potty back on 8.\u2019\u00a0<\/p>\n<h2><span>Read more on Golf<\/span><\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/OQ-SPORT-PREVIEW-PAIGE-4.jpg\"><\/p>\n<h3>Braless Paige says &#8216;I love you guys&#8217; when asked &#8216;traditional&#8217; boobs question <\/h3>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/RW-BET-UK-COMP-DEC01new2-1.jpg\"><\/p>\n<h3>Get \u00a330 in free bets when you stake \u00a310 today with Bet UK<\/h3>\n<p>\u201cAnd I go, \u2018What do you mean, dropped them in a porta-potty \u2014 like around?\u2019 &#x27;No, no, no, in the porta-potty.&#x27;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo last night, we took one of the sanitation workers \u2014 bless his heart \u2014 out to where she thinks she dropped them. He had this stick. I\u2019m holding the door open, he\u2019s fishing around \u2014 nothing.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>But despite having no luck finding the keys himself, Damron managed to get them back later that night.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLast night, I get a text from tournament director. \u2018We found your keys.\u2019 They were pumping it out last night.\u201d He explained. <\/p>\n<h2>Most read in Golf<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/SC-Grace-Charis-Comp-copy.jpg\"><\/picture><span>TALK OF THE TOWN <\/span><\/p>\n<h3>Grace Charis ditches bra in see-through top with rarely seen accessory<\/h3>\n<p><\/span><span><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/DF-SPORT-PREVIEW-PAIGE-2.jpg\"><\/picture><span>DRINK TO THAT <\/span><\/p>\n<h3>Paige Spiranac looks stunning while nearly bursting from low-cut top<\/h3>\n<p><\/span><span><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/newspress-collage-11316860-1694377827001.jpg\"><\/picture><span>LIN CROSS? <\/span><\/p>\n<h3>Worst day&#8217;s golf I&#8217;ve ever seen &#8211; Gary Lineker slates Irish Open final round<\/h3>\n<p><\/span><span><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/lb-hyena-comp-v2.jpg\"><\/picture><span>CHEW TOY <\/span><\/p>\n<h3>Terrifying moment golfer is stalked by hyena on course in horrific video<\/h3>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>FREE BETS &#8211; BEST BETTING OFFERS AND BONUSES NEW CUSTOMERS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>And the one time PGA Tour winner even showed off his keys as they sat inside a plastic bag following their unfortunate fate the day before. <\/p>\n<p>He said: \u201cAs a matter of fact, I\u2019ve got them right here. They\u2019re not going to be touched by human hands again. They\u2019re staying in this baggie. They\u2019re definitely a biohazard, but they work.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/ive-made-5million-career-earnings-844441434.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Damron later described the whole ordeal as \u201cvile\u201d on his X (formerly Twitter) account. <\/p>\n<p>He wrote: \u201cThe keys have been found at the bottom of the worst vile filth imaginable. They\u2019ll probably make us buy the car.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Fishing through the toilets is a far cry from what a professional golfer with over \u00a35million in career earnings would expect to be doing. <\/p>\n<p>But Damron was able to make light of the situation, joking online that he won\u2019t bring his wife back to the course after what had happened.<\/p>\n<p>He posted: \u201cThanks to Ascension for being so understanding and patient! And as per our arrangement I\u2019ll never bring Molly back to St Louis again!!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/robert-damron-kentucky-hoists-tournament-2394227.jpg\"><br \/>\nSource: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/sport\/23923519\/robert-damron-pga-golf-wife-keys-toilet\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Read Full Article<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ROBERT DAMRON has vowed to never take his wife back to one golf course after a \u201cvile\u201d incident. The former PGA Tour player was taking part in the Ascension Charity Classic last week at Norwood County Club in St Louis and found himself in an unusual situation. 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